dibmagician

I'll be done with my freshman year of college after I take a Cultural Anthropology exam today.

Where the fuck did the time go? Damn, I feel like I just graduated high school.

And now, time for: SHIT I LEARNED FROM COLLEGE

1) Cold weather is not as wonderful/winter is not "the BEST season~" when you actually have to wait for buses and walk around outside to get to classes.

2) If your roommate seems psycho, it's because she fucking is. Get out while you still can!

3) All-girl dorms are wastelands of whores and self-absorbed bitches. 99.9% of inhabitants talk behind your back and most of them bring men to suck off into their rooms.

4) Older people are much more fun to hang out with; most other freshman are douchebags/irritating as piss. Oh, it's your first year? Cool, same as 2,000 other people on this campus! Quit talking about it you stupid asshole.

5) If a class has five people in it, all of which are women, and it's a cultural anthropology class, it's going to be less about "People have different languages and political systems!" and more "AMERICA IS THE WORST THOUGH FOR SOME REASON I STILL LIVE HERE BECAUSE I AM A STUPID WHORE ALSO DID I MENTION MY SEETHING HATRED FOR MEN EVEN THOUGH I AM MARRIED?"

Cool I am not bitter at all you guys.

ps if you have a lot of free time from 11-1 on Wednesdays and need to listen to a jackass for fun go to www.wpts.org and you can hear me talk about nothing.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090210/en_top_eo/99321

-...What.

Maybe this makes me a bitch, but I agree with Faye Dunaway.

They seriously tapped an actress whose great acting achievements include "Cheaper by the Dozen 2", "Lizzie McGuire" and "Material Girls" to play Bonnie Parker? What in the everloving fuck?

Oh, and because I enjoy punishing myself, I looked up the guy playing Clyde...oh, cool, he starred in the first three "Air Bud" films! It's like Disney's making this production!

Fuck whoever thought this was a good idea.

Just as clarification: I am not nerdraging because they're remaking this film, because I have yet to see the Warren Beatty/Faye Dunaway one. I am nerdraging because of my love for old fashioned criminals.
I like mobsters, (which makes me slightly worried about "Public Enemies") and I like Bonnie and Clyde. Hell, I even played Bonnie before! Their image-though not the most positive-does not need to be shit upon in this day and age by creating a fucking stupid movie with those clowns.

My dog Maeby died this morning.

She was fine on Wednesday; jumping around and barking and all that. Then Thursday morning, she was sick, but we figured that it was pneumonia again and she'd get better after antibiotics.

Then it turned out it was cancer, and we were probably going to have to put her to sleep today. We didn't have to; she ended up dying at 3 in the morning.

I never even got to say goodbye. She was my best friend; she was who I spent most of my time with, since she followed me around everywhere. For God's sakes, some days she would just fucking sit in my room, waiting for me because she couldn't find me.

This has turned out to easily be one of the worst weeks of my life.

THINGS THAT COME TO MY BRAIN TIME!

-Play is over; very sad. But now we're preparing for the musical, Anything Goes. It sounds awesome and I hope I can get a part.

-I watched Singin' In the Rain this week; I've never seen it before, so I liked watching it.

-Flight of the Conchords=AMAZING. I love Lamington for introducing it to me.

-Turkey Day was a party, but the Thanksgiving Dinner/Lunch we had at school was more fun.

-I'm supposed to have friends coming over today; I can only hope that's still true.

So yesterday, I was at play practice and I was having a rotten time because of people being dicks and also because I am a shithole about my heart being broken, so I was crying and I went to go and calm down by taking a walk through the auditorium.

Calming down over a guy breaking my heart would have probably been, like, five times easier if the first thing I saw when I walked back hadn't been a set of Zach's paintings.

You see, they're permanently there as part of a competition he won. So now, every time I go into the auditiorium, I'm going to see them.

FUCKING A RIGHT?

So I just found out that, in November, the Resistors (my friend Davey's band, in case you don't recall) is opening for Electric Six. As in, the band that made the "Gay Bar" song.

I am SO fucking excited, it's unbelievable.

Well, since the moodring suggested having a happy story to tell in this for once, I felt I should wait until I actually had one to tell. And today, dear readers, I indeed do!

I hung out with Brooke and Davey last night and watched the football game. Admittedly, I don't know much about football; I know the very limited basics because of Ultimate Frisbee, and that's the extent. But you know what? That really didn't matter to me; what did matter was that for once, I was really happy. Like, so happy, I just sat there with a big grin on my face. So what if I didn't know what the fuck Davey and Brooke were booing and cheering about? I was still with two of my best friends who actually included me in something, having the time of my life. It made me feel like a little kid again: really happy, even when I wasn't sure what was going on around me.

And isn't that the best kind of feeling?

dibmagician is distressed.

If it's not one thing, it's another. Your life is a pitiful wreck, and it's all you ever write about. Why don't you at least make up a happy story for once. Your friends would appreciate that.

wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. (discussion thread)

-I loled.

My dad just called to ask if I had anything important on our recently-broken computer. I naturally told him my whole novel was on there, along with about four scripts and various stories. There are also all of my pictures from the last day of school, among others.

I get told that they might not be able to be salvaged.

...Oh hell no.

I mean, I'm still going to have a nice weekend or whatever, since I'm going to have fun and all that jazz, but goddamn, if that didn't put even the smallest damper on my mood.

http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=25817098&sid=6175993

-I saw this on G4 last night, and my only comment is: did people in the Hispanic community flipshit over the last game? No-at least, not that I heard of-because they know it's just a game and that they are showing their actual race as savages; they're showing zombie/mutated parasitic creatures that originally were in their race until they became the new species.

This article is why I think a lot of people are completely retarded.

This is a very music-oriented week for me, as not only did I get addicted to Bodog's Battle of the Bands, but also because I just found out that Morgan and I are going to go see Black Rebel Motorcycle Club on Saturday.
TIME FOR ME TO DISCUSS BOTH!

Battle of the Bands: I assumed that the band my dad told me about would be my favorite in the competition, as they are a reggae band, but it turned out that I liked this one band, Big Bang Radio, a lot more. I dunno why, but I think they are AWESOME.

BRMC: This is going to be bizarre, I can just feel it.

Oh, and I will have to detail the retarded prank I have elaborately designed at a later date, because it is very magical. I would now, but I'm inspired to finish the music-oriented chapter of my story, haahaha.

I FORGOT TO SAY THIS YESTERDAY:

JK ROWLING IS SECRETLY A FANFIC WRITER, GUYS. I HAVE BEEN CONVINCED OF IT SINCE YESTERDAY.

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.

Also, I have never wanted to find a last page in a book that read, "HAHA, JUST KIDDING YOU GUYS, THIS WAS JUST ME DICKING AROUND. GOOD JOKE, HUH? YOU FUCKERS FELL FOR IT, THOUGH, SO HAHAHAHA! BUT SERIOUSLY, THE REAL, NOT FANFIC-ESQUE VERSION OF THE BOOK IS COMING OUT LATER." so bad. D:

ps ANYONE WHO SAYS THE NAME SCORPIUS ISN'T AWESOME IS LYING. Since I'm not saying what okay. But seriously? I think that name in general is awesome, so it has nothing to do with the thing named thus so.

pps feel free to discuss here, but be forewarned that I will most likely have nothing positive to say unless it involves Snape, because I am a biased motherfucker. Though I will have to give JK credit for spawning the line, "NOT MY DAUGHTER, BITCH!"

MY GODDAMN DEMETRI MARTIN CD/DVD JUST GOT HERE THIS VERY SECOND AND I AM VERY FUCKING HAPPY AND CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH/HEAR IT.

Went to a HP book "party" -if by party, I mean, we stood in line and played pirate dice-last night. It was okay, and it was cool to be one of the first people in that store to get the book. Sort of.


A SUMMING UP OF THE BOOK FOR ME: IT MENTIONS MERLIN'S TESTICLES/UNDERWEAR FOUR TIMES IN, LIKE, A FIVE CHAPTER SPAN. WHAT THE SHIT?

LOLOLOLGUESSIJUSTSPOILEDTHEBOOKFOREVERYONE!

EDIT: OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. I just opened my box with the Demetri Martin DVD/CD in it, and apparently my dad bought me Pretty in Pink, too!  He got me the Demetri Martin one because it was a super belated b-day present, but the Pretty in Pink wasn't!  I love that man.
Those things, along with my plaid dress arriving and me getting Harry Potter, makes this a pretty sweet day.

I JUST REALIZED THAT WORKING AT DISNEY WORLD WOULD BE AWESOME AND A PERFECT PLACE TO USE MY LINGUISTIC SKILLS ONCE I GRADUATE. :DDDDDD

Besides the support of my loving friends, I have drowned my sorrows in the pure crack that is Project Runway, thanks to Bravo's marathon on the 4th of July/sort of marathon the day after.

Firstly, I want Austin Scarlett and Tim Gunn to be my new best friends. Secondly, I don't care if Daniel is gay and that I kept calling him Michael by mistake, he is my new imaginary boyfriend. He is adorable, goddamnit! Oh, and if you don't know who he is, checkit:


HE IS AS CUTE AS A BUTTON DO NOT DENY IT UNLESS YOU ARE A STRAIGHT MALE AND THEREFORE, FEEL THAT YOU CANNOT.
Also, he looks like my original imaginary boyfriend, seen here:

Yes, he is an ITunes sillouhette.

In other news, I was playing this music game on Facebook, and I screamed FUCK YOU at it. Not because it fucked up my answer or gave me a stupid question or cheated; no, it was because the game used the song "Far Away". Tapdancing walruses, what the fuck is with me?

In other other news, I missed the third anniversary of this journal by a month. AWESOME.

So, being the big faggoteer that I am, I looked up IZ fanfiction, since I hadn't visited it for a while.

In general, my comments:
-Def Leppard songfic for ZADR= WHAT. WHAT. NO. Same with Zim characters starting a punk band.
-A story being named "Victoria's Secret"=HILARIOUS. Story itself? Not so hilarious.

After looking at a bunch, I went into specifics and looked up just Membrane ones. Some were good, but I noticed a trend:

MEM=RAPE FANFIC.

85% of the stories I read with Mem, he is either being raped or raping people. Why? I mean, like, I could sort of understand stretching your imagination and turning Dib and Zim's attacks on each other into rape, but what the fuck does Mem have to do with this.
PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY. I may fuck up Mem's character on a daily basis, but it's all clearcut crack. And besides, my OOCness doesn't compare to Zim using his wonderful alien technology to GHOSTRAPE MEM FROM HIS HOUSE. Just think about that for a moment. Zim is trying to take over the world, and yet has some time to use said technology to send impulses to Mem's brain to make him feel like someone is fucking him? What? I'm a fan of crack pairings, but holy mother of hell.

PSSSSSS AWARD FOR MOST HILARIOUS PAIRING EVER?
KAGOMExZIM.
I am not shitting you people. God for fuckin' bid.

I think it's time I jump this fandom.

I made 20 bucks last night by "babysitting" at 11 at night. And by "babysitting", I mean getting there, never seeing the kids, and spending the night on the internet, playing with a dog, and eating chocolate.

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BLOW DICK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

In other news, I had a bit of a creative ADD moment and completely switched the plot of my film. Without my actors knowing. Guess they'll find out on Friday, hahahahah!

I mean, it's not like that won't notice: the original film had around eleven characters, was set in a cul-de-sac, and was about fighting zombies. The new script has roughly five characters, is set in a forest, and is about camping. With a talking bear.

I think the biggest reason I did the switch was because only two of my actors have said that they will definitely be in the film. I will not have my film ruined just because one of my dickhole friends backs out at the last minute; I have done that too many times to do it again. I want something to not get fucked up for once in my life, thank you.

"Music's another gambling career, but you have heart and you have talent, so your ship can sail as smooth as velvet. With me, it's more like sandpaper."
-It's when I make comments like this that, in retrospect, makes me think I'm going absolutely batshit, especially when the person I'm talking to never answers back.

ps me using the word "fenangle" supports this theory even more. Is that even how you spell fenangle? I'm sure most people don't know, because most human beings don't use that stupid word.

pps I haven't even been out of school for a week yet and I'm already feeling like I'm stuck on some deserted island. Blaaaagh.

Lawl, here's a 28 THINGS ABOUT YOU GUYS thing that I stole from nextdrinksonme for you guys to do if you're bored. There was a long explanation that went with this, but I can basically sum it up like this: NEVER SPOKE TO ME? NEVER LIKED ME? ALREADY TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU? DONT CARE! FILL IT OUT ANYWAY SO I LEARN ABOUT YOU! or something like that. Yeah.

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?:
10. What's your philosophy on life?:
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?:
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?:
13. What is your favourite memory of us?:
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?:
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself) -what are they?:
17. Can we get together and make a cake?:
18. Which country is your spiritual home?:
19. What is your big weakness?:
20. Do you think I'm a good person?:
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school:
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?:
24. What do you wear to sleep?:
25. Trousers or skirts?:
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?:
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, make some awesome shit up!):
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?:

PS I GOT NEW ICONS AND A NEW LAYOUT. :D
pps: I'm beginning to wonder if I'm an attention whore.

I found a WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY LAWL test that actually has me right.

( This is for my own amusement )

Oh, last day of school today. Yippee.